dirty fernandez 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking Portuguese chin mullet.

Bruce gave Kath the quick dirty fernandez in the jacuzzi

dirty fernandez by Juicy Brucey April 20, 2006

Dirty Fernandez 

To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.

My teacher dirty Fernandez 'd me!!

Dirty Fernandez by Freddo March 8, 2017

dirty fernandez 

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips

When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.

dirty fernandez by Jer Bear January 9, 2009

dirty fernandez  

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips

When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.

dirty fernandez by Jer Bear January 17, 2008

Dirty Fernandez 

The opposite of a dirty Sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones anal cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. A very common term amongst Americans in Sweden.

One lonely night Danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.anusfingerasslonelylip

Dirty Fernandez by isaudit October 4, 2011

Dirty Hernandez 

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.

In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.

Dirty Hernandez by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

dirty fernando 

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

dirty fernando by ese1024 January 2, 2011