dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.
Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 10, 2004
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Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.
Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.
by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009
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Dirty Ernies

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.
by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003
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Dirty Burt & Ernie

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.
by Pasty McWhitey April 12, 2007
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Dirty Erny

When a fierce and powerful woman delivers a brutality of skillful blows to your shaft and combos you into climax
"you alright mate, you're walking funny"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"
by TheRealDrDick August 22, 2019
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