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dirty edmundo 

During sex with a women you cum inside of her and mix it with your spit and hers for the ultimate organism while drinking piss that comes out of her vagina
"hey did you see what he was doing with emily?"
"nah what"
"he did the dirty edmundo"
dirty edmundo by jahabama November 22, 2021

dirty edmund 

A dirty Edmund is when 3 or more gay guys are in a row having sex with each other each inside the others ass while the rear jerks off the front man and and front man has a finger in the rear mans ass.
last night I dislocated my shoulder and pulled a hamstring while trying to do the dirty edmund
dirty edmund by RickVicious January 4, 2014

Dirty Edmunds 

'Dirty Edmunds'

/ˈdərdē ejə-məns /

verb
1. Being abandoned by a female companion through manipulation, because there's a lack of Food or Ice Cream.

"My boys girl pulled a Dity Edmunds on him today."

2. Being Manipulated by a female companion to spend all of your money on food or Ice Cream.

" Hunter's wallets empty today because his ol' lady pulled a Dirty Edmunds.

3. Catching a UTI because a males female companion wanted him to sodomize her.

" Max had to goto the Hospital because he performed the Dirty Edmunds.
Dirty Edmunds by Sakima Loki June 26, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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