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dirty donkey 

Also known as "Budda's Dirty Donkey Fold" (BDDF), a rarely used sexual position available only to young, thin, and flexible women, usually those who are experienced in yoga and like to be dominiated.

In this position the woman begins on the edge of a bed, coffee table, or office desk, bent down on all fours doggy style. Then, with her ass facing the male (who is standing with his crotch against her ass), she bends down all the way until her head and breasts are pressed into her knees, her ass touches her ankles, and her feet stick off the edge of the bed just below her love box and poop shoot. At this point the male leans over the girl and pounds her while she's curled up into a ball.
Oh man, she climbed up on her bed and BEGGED me for the Dirty Donkey!
dirty donkey by Andy Port November 2, 2006
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Dirty donkey 

When you’re hitting her from behind and she screams like a donkey until you hit the wrong hole and then she kicks
She was a dirty donkey last night after I had a few drinks
Dirty donkey by Bigt*tst@mmy January 4, 2022

Dirty donkey 

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.
Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home
Dirty donkey by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

Dirty Donkey-E 

It's a anal "Donkey Punch" and as your partner lays out cold, you finish it off with a "Dirty Sanchez" by rubbing your dick across thier upper lip". Invented by a guy name Erik. Thus the name Dirty Donkey-E.
Police investigators where perplexed when they found a girl out cold with her pants down wearing a shit mustashe. They came to the conclusion that she had given the Dirty Donkey-E.
Dirty Donkey-E by sivebak October 6, 2011

Dirty reverse donkey sock 

After the male preforms anal sex he pulls out and punches the female in the back of the head watching her pink sock contract
"What did you do last night?"
"Dirty reverse donkey sock"
"nice nice"

Dirty Tj Donkey Queen 

A female who performs as the star in the "Donkey Show" made famous in Tijuana.
Guy 1: Man, Have you seen Amanda perform?

Guy 2: No, why?

Guy 1: She seriously take a donkey like a champ! She's the best dirty tj donkey queen I have ever seen!

Guy 2: Well, she, let's go party in Tijuana tonight so I can see for myself!

dirt donkey 

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!
Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!
dirt donkey by Codick May 20, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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