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dirty african 

when two people are butt fucking, the man slips one fist into the vagina and the other into the ass. after that the women then repeatedly adds lubricant to the males head (skull not dick), after all the anal fucking and the fisting in the ass. the ass hole must be pretty loose. the man after receiving heavy amounts of lub to his head he then inserts his whole entire head in the butt hole. as thats happening the women is in intense pains in which she needs to sing african tribal songs to relieve her off the pain. if the tribal songs don't work the women must fit 4 bananas into her vagina and having the man take his head out of the ass hole and ram his face into the vagina crush and squishing all the bananas. the women must leave the bananas in her pussy for a week due to tribal reasons.
after shitting in the toilet i dirty african that bitch
dirty african by JONJIZZIUM January 15, 2014
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african dirt squirt 

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.
I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016