dirty Jackson

1.The act of masturbating with a twenty dollar bill (President Jackson's face is on the $20 bill).

2. A cheap blow job done by a disease-ridden hooker.

3. An anal sex technique in which the man pulls globs of shit out of his partner's ass and then smears it on the partner's back.

I try not to do the dirty Jackson because it either hurts my dick (1), gives me the clap (2), or makes me puke on my girl's back (3).

by wagamuffin August 20, 2009

dirty jackson

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.

"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.

by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008

Dirty Jackson

When your Drinking a jack Daniel and once you finish you jack off into it.

Last night I bought a beer and i just had to do a dirty Jackson.

by wordmaker696969 April 27, 2022

Dirty Jackson

After you jizz you find a turkey sandwich and spread it on there and feed it to the nearest person

Hahah you just ate a dirty Jackson

by Wewedong December 05, 2020

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021

Dirty Samantha Jackson

When two special people get freaky in the disabled loo before politely rejoining the class.

Wow! Can you believe they pulled a Dirty Samantha Jackson in our school?!

by Mikeydiesalot June 12, 2020

dirty Jackson

when someone sticks the ass up another ass with a pickle inbetween while a black guy Is is giving head to each while you at 5 guys and on the stove

I just pulled a dirty Jackson to my dog

by anonymous January 24, 2023