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Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

THE DIRTY CASTANON 

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.
Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.

dirty constance 

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.
Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

Dirty Costanza

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.
Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.
Dirty Costanza by BreatheThis January 13, 2009

Costa Rican Dirt Bike 

The act of two men riding together on a dirt bike or motorcycle and the man riding in the rear gives a hand job to man driving the bike.
I saw Joe and Will riding together on Joes motor cycle and Will was giving Joe a Costa Rican Dirt Bike.
Costa Rican Dirt Bike by Ian N. March 25, 2023