An elderly man that dreams of screwing women between the ages of 15-35, or women who look like they're 15-35. Often stare at their young flesh. They often try to score with them. Usually have to settle with porn or elderly women, unless they are very rich ( check sugar daddy)
Elderly man : Hey sweetie, can get me a soda pop from that cooler. These old bones can't handle such a low bend. Thanks hon....... No, that's not the one I wanted. I think you need to reach way at the bottom and get me another one. Thanks hon. You're a doll.
Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.
Girl 1: Ew. That dirty old man is staring at me.
Girl 2: Oh, I think that guy owns all of MacDonalds.
Girl 1: You know what, he looks pretty cute holding himself
on that walker like that.
by foxmoon October 02, 2006
Get the dirty old manmug. A man over the age of 50 who really does screw young women of 25 and younger. Some young women have a secret sexual fixation on much older men and enjoy being 'used' by 'Daddy'. Others appreciate the insight and experience an older man can bring, and how he can groom them. Still others see it as an opportunity to acquire material positions they either could not or would not acquire from a younger man.
by Mr Whoohoo January 01, 2007
Get the dirty old manmug. by Fen Boy Fuming February 05, 2015
Get the dirty old gruffersmug. A middle aged or elderly woman that dreams of screwing young, usually teenage boys, she is frequently called a "cougar". The age of the male may be older, mid twenties however it is essential he have a young youthful appearance.
The older, aged woman will often stare at the boys young buttock and try to manipulate the situation to secure a location where they will be alone or in a private spot.
Frequently she will provide drugs or alcohol to the boy to reduce his inhibitions prior to seducing him.
During the last few years many female teachers have been sexually involved with teen age boys. There are several theories as to why these women are attracted to and pursue young boys, many barely into puberty.
Some psychologist believe that some of these women are emotionally arrested and are emotionally stuck in their teenage years while others believe these women crave the power to dominate a man but can only be succeed with young boys. These older woman may have have a secret sexual fixation to seduce young men who may suffer from a "Mommy Complex' commonly called the Oedipus complex.
Whatever the reason, it is advisable to maintain a watchful eye on your sons as well as your daughters when they are mingling with "trusted" adults.
The older, aged woman will often stare at the boys young buttock and try to manipulate the situation to secure a location where they will be alone or in a private spot.
Frequently she will provide drugs or alcohol to the boy to reduce his inhibitions prior to seducing him.
During the last few years many female teachers have been sexually involved with teen age boys. There are several theories as to why these women are attracted to and pursue young boys, many barely into puberty.
Some psychologist believe that some of these women are emotionally arrested and are emotionally stuck in their teenage years while others believe these women crave the power to dominate a man but can only be succeed with young boys. These older woman may have have a secret sexual fixation to seduce young men who may suffer from a "Mommy Complex' commonly called the Oedipus complex.
Whatever the reason, it is advisable to maintain a watchful eye on your sons as well as your daughters when they are mingling with "trusted" adults.
Dirty old woman to young boy, "You are so strong". She grabs his bicep and gently squeezes it several time. "Would you help me carry these heavy cases of beer into the kitchen for me"? "Thank You. You are such a wonderful young man". "Would you like a beer"?
Young boy 1: That dirty old woman is staring at you.
Young boy 2: Her tits are hanging down to her waist!
Young boy 1: Yea, but she is driving a corvette.
Young boy 2: You know what, I think I will ask her if she need help putting her walker into the car.
Young boy 1: That dirty old woman is staring at you.
Young boy 2: Her tits are hanging down to her waist!
Young boy 1: Yea, but she is driving a corvette.
Young boy 2: You know what, I think I will ask her if she need help putting her walker into the car.
by iiradical May 30, 2009
Get the Dirty Old Womanmug. Bulma: If you give me the dragon ball I'll give you a little peak.
Goku: What do I care about your dirty old fanny?
Bulma: IT'S NOT DIRTY YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!!!!!!
Goku: What do I care about your dirty old fanny?
Bulma: IT'S NOT DIRTY YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY!!!!!!
by FaggotKiller2001 April 03, 2022
Get the Dirty Old Fannymug. dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.
a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to
dirty old dave,
dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan
this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to
dirty old dave,
dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan
this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
by jennI October 06, 2012
Get the Dirty Old Davemug. When a maple wank gets shoved under a clock tower from Tory tower and spat on three times and when the clock tower strikes a student from maple wank fails their degree
“Oh so, you’re a freshers rep, I’m going to shove you under the tower and do a dirty old joe on you”
by Torytower June 21, 2020
Get the Dirty old joemug.