When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.
by Sandy Dunes August 23, 2019
A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.
Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
by RavenKira May 7, 2020
When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.
by TaterTit1024 April 3, 2020
Now that we live in quarantine, it's hard to fuck physically with someone so a friend of mine used his superpowers to do a Dirty Mary to her horny girlfriend Mary.
by Anonymous ッ October 10, 2020
A pair of underwear found in a Walmart ladies room trash can. Most likely on Black Friday when there just isn't time to stop shopping long enough to use the restroom.
by Joeblow1234598456 March 21, 2017
When a girl called Mary Kate sucks a guy off while fingering her two best friends and sitting on a guys dick the guy is usually called Harvey
by Harvey eggleston March 2, 2022
by Rennystar March 1, 2019