When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate, preferebly a girlfriend your about to break up with, without their knowledge nor consent.
That fucking whore's gunna get a East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.