ding ding

A firefighter or fireman. Slang term used by police to describe firefighters. The origin stems from the sounds of a bell on an antique fire truck.

A ding ding is a fireman, often a volunteer, who likes his bells and whistles. His personal vehicle may have more lights on it than a UFO.

Also, see Whacker.
Here come the ding dings. He's a ding ding.
by Grumpybear February 04, 2012
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the act of receiving a first class, well lubricated hand job from a chinese masseuse in an upscale massage parlor. Pay no more than 20 extra dollars on the price of the original massage.
I needed to relax, so I got a ding ding during my lunch break.
by BDubbz David Moreass December 16, 2003
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A contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can cum the quickest. Sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. This is one of the most common puberty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. It is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and sexual prowess, something to show off. The winner has to shout "ding ding" to prove that he indeed won.
Mark and Dave were ferociously playing ding ding in Mark's bedroom, and just as Mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. Blue balls then ensued, particularly in the case of Mark. Because of the mishap with Mark's mom, Dave turned out cumming first and winning the game.
by Arieh August 17, 2006
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Feeling of wow or sweetness, totally awesome, wicked, hella cool, hott,
Ding Ding Baby, that chick is a ding dinger. Hey that shirt is ding ding.
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"you wanna touch my ding ding?!"
by Jaynea September 27, 2007
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The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.
"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."
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Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding
by Tasho December 19, 2008
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