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To be screwed over or otherwise lose out, you can be dilked by a boss if they take some of your tips, for example, or you can be dilked by chance if you buy nonrefundable tickets to a concert and it gets rained out.
Person one- "I think I ordered the wrong thing, I wanted a side of hummus with this and I got no side at all."
Person two- "No I think you ordered the right thing and they just dilked you."
dilked by Diphidefinitions May 5, 2021
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Shark Dicked 

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.
Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.
Shark Dicked by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013
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When Brenda defeats you in an arm wrestle or push up challenge
“DAMN you just got DILLED ON”

Dicked Down 

To get fucked good and hard all night long.
Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.
Dicked Down by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017
Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.
Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
dinked by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006

Dicked Down 

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.
B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.
Dicked Down by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017
To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.
This man just got dilted!
Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023
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