David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.
by amit666 October 5, 2018
The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.
This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.
This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.
Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.
*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.
Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.
Tom: Whats up Brad.
*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.
Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.
by KrakenHead October 11, 2013
A Palesraeli Dilemna is a situation wherein, you really don't care about either side of the argument, but are expected to feign sympathy with one side or the other.
Shlomo Sheklestein: Deez Arabs-uh, dey attack us wid rockets and deeg tunnels. Oi very, New Yoik City.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.
by TheSaltergeist June 4, 2021
When one student copies answers from the "smart" student on a particular test/homework/exam. And, to the smart student's dismay, the cheater got a better score, leaving the "smart" kid dumbfounded, confused, and in a world of self-loathing.
"The Cheat Chain is wonderful in theory, but if the cheater gets a better score than the cheatee, the Cheat Chain Dilemna is in effect."
by Joeyrogue7 March 6, 2009
So I have a Dilemna…
by Lilabc123 January 27, 2022
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