by Force Majeure December 25, 2008
by bye.felicia April 9, 2015
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He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.
Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.
I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.
Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party.
I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people.
by boycottthecaf April 27, 2010
A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.
All I need is my dildo.
by Summerlady August 23, 2003
by meggymc March 29, 2015
People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.
1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.
2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?
All of them.
2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?
All of them.
by roofus j. January 26, 2011