Dike

Dike: noun) a dike is a word that an idiot named Caleb would say instead of dick because it’s slightly simaler but he really just sounds dumb

Caleb: dike, dike, dike, dike
Me: STFU DUMBASS

by Nutbuster6349 March 9, 2018

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

Stenchy Dike

A lesbian who’s stinks

Eryn is a stenchy dike

by Bigdingeralfie August 21, 2022

hoe dike

The slutty lesbian.

Amber is such a hoe dike, she slept with all the girls on the block!

by Kcboommm July 19, 2023

Mr Dikes

Mr Dikes is a name associated with a pedo who likes to tickle little boys Mr dikes is a scary man.

Omg stop touching that little boy your suck a Mr Dikes

by Daddy aka ossian June 17, 2019

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 5, 2020