Dick Smash

When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash

Man i told Savy to Shut The Fuck up, Im such a Dick Smash

by BrickQuad June 1, 2011

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013

Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person

Go smash dicks with someone

by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009

dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.

I wanna go dick hole smashing!

by GuruMasterApprentace March 8, 2011

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009