dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

dick shit

some one who is incredibly stupid

Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.

by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008

dick shit

dick shit, as know as the common word for jizz, skeet, cumm, or if someone inserts there dick into someones rectum, therefore getting shit on there dick

say you want anal from your girl friend. She hasnt wiped her ass in a while and there is acces shit on the outer or inner part of the asshole, therfore you get dick shit

by booby guy October 07, 2009

dick shit

A dick head that's full of shit

That dick shit stole my beer and told the most full of shit stories I've ever heard.

by Tyler R wright June 06, 2015

dick shit

Another name for sperm, jizz, semen.

Whoa gurl! You made my dick shit in my pants!
"Every man's dick shit is white colored."

by DarkAbysstriss October 02, 2009

Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014

Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

by Seamypick February 08, 2015