I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
by Kwelobus December 24, 2003
Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
by Burndaddy January 22, 2017
dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
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