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futhermucker shit face dick headed leach 

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

lachlan dick 

i have lachlan dick
lachlan dick by bigman09091 September 24, 2021

dickleech 

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.
1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!
dickleech by B. Keene August 11, 2009

Dickleach 

A person of the male gender who is a mooch/lop and a total dick to a female.
“See that kid Derek over there? He is such a dickleach!”
Dickleach by Urbandic2289 March 18, 2021