dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 21, 2004

dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007

dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.

by biskit October 27, 2004

dick face

a person who talks shit on a normal day to day basis

she needs to be quiet shes acting like a dick face.

by melonfelon April 24, 2010

dick face

When someone wears their facemask during a world pandemic with their nose hanging out, the equivalent of a man wearing underwear with his dick hanging out above them. It defeats the purpose of the mask, or the underwear.

I'm not going to that store again, the cashier always has dick face and I have no intention of catching COVID-19 from them!

by amynluv March 24, 2021

Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015