a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
by Sean "The Fear" Bullis November 13, 2007
by THE FRIDIOT August 15, 2014
Semen, male ejaculate, cum, jizz, jism, man milk. Accompanied by orgasm. Contains sperm, makes babies. Good for what ails ya. Cure all.
I reckon I could verily feel your belly swell with the sheer volume of frothy dick eggs that I squirted into your womb this morning.
by benaud June 30, 2010
by Mr Crowley July 13, 2021
A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
by Tacotrex February 22, 2012