dick eggs

a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.

Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair

Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.

Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!

by Sean "The Fear" Bullis December 8, 2007

dick eggs

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

frothy dick eggs

Semen, male ejaculate, cum, jizz, jism, man milk. Accompanied by orgasm. Contains sperm, makes babies. Good for what ails ya. Cure all.

I reckon I could verily feel your belly swell with the sheer volume of frothy dick eggs that I squirted into your womb this morning.

by benaud July 5, 2010

egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021

Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex April 30, 2012