dick eggs
a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
dick eggs by Sean "The Fear" Bullis December 8, 2007
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