A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.
Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.
by Kobiashi Maru May 23, 2008
A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance
by Pubertus June 17, 2008
by Doctorgaythanson April 17, 2018
A man who is not circumcised. All men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.
When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.
When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.
by Aaron B. D. December 30, 2008