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Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.

After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.

dick beat by Chester B. March 20, 2008

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Dick beat

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.

"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."

Dick beat by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017

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Dick Beat December

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.

Dick Beat December by nuttery November 15, 2017

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beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

beat dick by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

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Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

Beat your dick off by Zanbato October 12, 2016

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National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

National Beat your Dick Day by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

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Beat My Dick On a Toaster Strudel

To provide your own "glaze" for a toaster strudel(this means ejaculating on a toaster strudel for those who didnt get the joke), you can also reach the point of ejaculation my fucking the toaster strudel, this approach is bonus points

Yeah so yesterday i beat my dick on a toaster strudel

Beat My Dick On a Toaster Strudel by RobertRacoonJR September 14, 2026

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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