Big fat dick

A male’s genital. It’s known as the penis or dick or cock or dildo or sex toy or vibration device or ass fuck or rimjob or your shlong or a pleasure device or Moaning device or pecker.

Hey girl, wanna see my 6.5 inch pecker? Hey homie, wanna see my giant gargantuas cock? Hey daddy, suck this big fat dick which is long and hard.. hey hot girl, my cock can be used as an anal fucking device in your big ass hole. Hey can I suck your long killer cock? Your monster cock is so big inside me. I can’t take it, it’s so big.

by GargantuasPussyMan97 January 28, 2021

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eat a fat dick

Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!

by Turner Houston July 26, 2006

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Fat Dick Spirit

To have "Fat Dick Spirit" is to have Big Dick Energy, only it's far better. You can receive no higher honor than someone describing you as having Fat Dick Spirit.

- "YO!! Look at that dude he has such a Fat Dick Spirit! He doesn't give a fuck."
- "Woah you're right i wish my dick spirit was that fat..."
- "Yeah man, you can tell he's a baller."

by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 23, 2019

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Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.

by jkbhv snaklmc;vmd November 26, 2019

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Little dick with a fat sack

This is when your scrotum is larger then your penis causing an irregular and disappointing sight for your sexual counterparts.

monfreece: How longs your penis?

Jimmy: its 2 inches

monfreece: thats not to big is it

jimmy: but my sacks 4 inches

monfreece: damn, you've got a little dick with a fat sack

by hellopele July 31, 2010

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