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den-uh m

Noun

1. The lying asshole out of which only bullshit comes.

Origins
Old English denn ("a squalid or vile hole where one lies") + Old Norse hวซm ("a cut of meat from the hindquarters or buttock of a pig or similar livestock")

Synonyms
Anus, asshole, bang hole, bung hole, butt hole, doodie hole, fart pipe, hamflower, poop chute, pooper, puckered starfish, shit box, shit whistle, snuz, starfish, turd cutter, etc.
"That politician is a downright, double denham."
by Turdlock October 18, 2017
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A small town in Twente in The Netherlands. Also called "Goddelozen 'N Ham", which means "Godless Den Ham" . It was named that way because many smugglers and lowlifes passed through and lived in Den Ham centuries ago.

Today Den Ham has three churches, which is sufficient for the 6000 inhabitants. So you could almost say that Den Ham is Godly nowadays, but our heritage is celebrated still every weekend in the pubs that outnumber the churches.
Henk: Woar รจns in Den Ham goaj vanoamd hen zoepm dan Gajt? (Where are you going to drink beer tonight?)
Gajt: Och, dat maakt mie niet uut jah, da week morn toch niks meer van. (Oh, i dont care, tommorow i wont remember it anyway)
by Tsrohor October 03, 2013
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Denham's are very hard to come across. You are very lucky to ever meet one. They are TERRIBLE at making jokes, but are still funny no matter how retarded the joke is. Sometimes these jokes can get him in trouble, but this is usually because people don't understand him. Deep down, Denham's are very emotional and sensitive.

Denham's are great to be around as they are kind and compassionate.
They love listening to music and making their own music. The music they listen to usually connects to how they are feeling at the moment.
Have you heard Denham's music lately? It sounds so cool.
by Jane.VC October 16, 2017
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