A verb describing metaphorical anal rape.
It is derived from the common practices of partners at Deloitte & Touche LLP.
Partners at this firm expect their staff to 'take it up the arse' and work like dogs, whilst being grateful for this privilege.
It is derived from the common practices of partners at Deloitte & Touche LLP.
Partners at this firm expect their staff to 'take it up the arse' and work like dogs, whilst being grateful for this privilege.
by I love AS2 April 1, 2005
1) A workplace that appears desirable from outside the doors, but the reality of torture sets in once the HONEYMOON phase wears off (approximately 1-2 months).
2) A workplace where people a lot less intelligent and a lot more arrogant make decisions that affect your day-to-day.
3) A thankless job. Regardless of gender, employees are essentially overworked prostitutes. The John, being the client, receives services, and the Pimp, Deloitte, slaps said prostitute and tells prostitute to start working on the next John in the line. Most of the time it's a circle jerk.
4) A workplace where people you start with soon fade away like they never existed, and you sit at your CUBE, disgruntled at how your networking and alliance relationships go down the TOILET.
5) A workplace where the good people leave, and the rotten stay.
6) A workplace that motivates you to find another job after two busy seasons MAXIMUM, unless you are into S&M.
7) A workplace that is good for slackers who b.s. all day, while the people who actually give a damn about the final product, grind away at their desks.
8) A workplace where meritocracy does not exist.
9) A workplace where apathy will always have a home.
2) A workplace where people a lot less intelligent and a lot more arrogant make decisions that affect your day-to-day.
3) A thankless job. Regardless of gender, employees are essentially overworked prostitutes. The John, being the client, receives services, and the Pimp, Deloitte, slaps said prostitute and tells prostitute to start working on the next John in the line. Most of the time it's a circle jerk.
4) A workplace where people you start with soon fade away like they never existed, and you sit at your CUBE, disgruntled at how your networking and alliance relationships go down the TOILET.
5) A workplace where the good people leave, and the rotten stay.
6) A workplace that motivates you to find another job after two busy seasons MAXIMUM, unless you are into S&M.
7) A workplace that is good for slackers who b.s. all day, while the people who actually give a damn about the final product, grind away at their desks.
8) A workplace where meritocracy does not exist.
9) A workplace where apathy will always have a home.
Amy: I'm sorry you lost your husband, Martha.
Martha: Thanks, Amy. He's in a better place. I'm sorry too for your husband, Clarke, who is being eviscerated as we speak. He's at Deloitte, right?
Yo, I ain't kidding, son. You be a Deloitte. (fighting words)
I curse you to Deloitte. (a place worse than hell)
Deloitte you! (worse than the F bomb)
Martha: Thanks, Amy. He's in a better place. I'm sorry too for your husband, Clarke, who is being eviscerated as we speak. He's at Deloitte, right?
Yo, I ain't kidding, son. You be a Deloitte. (fighting words)
I curse you to Deloitte. (a place worse than hell)
Deloitte you! (worse than the F bomb)
by Soothsayer911 April 2, 2006
1. To remain in an area for no obvious reason
2. To stand idly about; linger aimlessly <usually at exorbitant costs to the establishment owner>
2. To stand idly about; linger aimlessly <usually at exorbitant costs to the establishment owner>
At first the project was going full-steam ahead, but after the scope changes I felt our consultants were just deloittering around.
by dj yellow fever March 31, 2005
I don't know why but everytime I hear Deloitte and Touche I thik Toilet and Douche. And by the way, is that a bloody turd in the toilet?
by Mo Hutch November 17, 2005
A construct of high-dollar sales tactics promising advanced technologies delivered at break-neck speeds on platforms they know nothing about, relying mostly on guess work and consultants of consultants.
by getLernd November 15, 2018
to hang around aimlessly; stand around or move without apparent purpose <usually with large costs associated with establishment owner>
The project was going really well until the scope changes; after that the consultants were doing nothing but deloittering around.
I just finished my presentation today so I'm going to deloitter the afternoon away.
I just finished my presentation today so I'm going to deloitter the afternoon away.
by dj yellow fever April 1, 2005
A person who works for Deloitte and gets crapped on, pissed on, worked to hell, and paid garbage for salary...and likes it...generally because they suck at life, went to a bad school, majored in something obscure, don't speak english, and know nothing about business.
Typical Deloitter: Shermiqua Umbabwe from Nigeria, First Language: Not English, attended St. Carmichael State in Nevada, majored in Refridgerator repair, 3.4/4.0 gpa (hey, deloitte took notice of such a fine accomplishment in the classroom)
by Mark Whittaker August 19, 2006