esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

delete spree 

The act of frantically deleting your posts and comments from social media after you've realised you've gone too far.

Nick: "Sorry, about that man. I think Nazi's hacked my Facebook account."
Pat: "No way, dude. We all know you went on a delete spree before you panicked and pulled the plug."

delete spree by jasonspsyche April 13, 2015

delete system 32 

Delete System 32 is the most common answer when someone, usually a gamer, asks for help on what to do in some situation. Can also be used when someone is so toxic or shitty at a game that they need to delete their operating system to get rid of their shit stain of an existence to stop smelling online.

Some Minecraft player: "What's the command for creative mode?"
Some 9 year old: "delete system 32 lolool le troll"

Cod player: "dud u fukin suck m8 delete system 32 trash kid livin in ur moms basement"
Person Living in Mom's Basement: "......shut up"
Someone on a forum: "hey man delete system 32 it make ur pc go faster.
A poor, naive young one: Proceeds to flush hundreds of dollars down the drain.

delete system 32 by This isn't my real name June 23, 2014

delete some beers 

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

delete some beers by Dr. Brain Hanger January 21, 2022

National Delete Streamlined Day 

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

National Delete Streamlined Day by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020

deleter's remorse 

The remorse one feels after deleting a friend from Facebook, or some other social networking site; akin to buyer's remorse.

Sean didn't know Sarah at all, but as soon as he deleted her from his friends, he had deleter's remorse.

John let his friend list grow endlessly in order to avoid feeling deleter's remorse.

Oh man! Why did I unfriend her? Now I have deleter's remorse.

deleter's remorse by middleCmusic May 3, 2011

Delete Streamlined Day

On December 25th, Robin will delete Streamlined

"I'm gonna delete Streamlined"
"Oh, because it's Delete Streamlined day!"

Delete Streamlined Day by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020