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the defensive act of castrating someone in order to prevent sexual advances. First used in Questionable Content comic number 36.
I had to defenestrate my roommate before he tried to sleep with me.
by RoblingRobot November 10, 2009
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to reduce to utter ruin or nonexistence; destroy utterly; to molliwhop something real nice
After the Mark made a comment about Sean's sister, Sean defenestrated him. Mark was last seen missing two teeth and with a nice shiner.
by Soheil Saeed February 26, 2008
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You're kind of ugly, my friends really hate you, but if you come over I'll defenestrate you.
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by deathbydick September 24, 2020
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the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole
Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances
by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018
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*In EA Headquarters*
Boss: Guys we need more ways to get more money from gamers, any ideas?
Employee 1: Charge them more on buying the game and in-game products!
Employee 2: Release a new FIFA game that is exactly the same as the last one!
Employee 3: Stop making high-price crappy games and instead make good games that attract people to buy them
Boss: *insert triggered face*
Employee 3: :I
*Employee 3 gets defenestrated*
by Webbo10101 February 08, 2021
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