National do dirt day
You get ur crush / bf / gf and have some good time alone and do some dirty work
You get ur crush / bf / gf and have some good time alone and do some dirty work
Mate: Hey were you off too?
Me: It’s national do dirt day, go get ur girl!
Mate: Is it December 5th?
Me: yesss!!
Me: It’s national do dirt day, go get ur girl!
Mate: Is it December 5th?
Me: yesss!!
by Knockonocksir136 November 29, 2020
December 5 the day you hug your bf and your bff if your single, ask your crush for their HOOODIE. If they don’t have a hoodie and you happen to have a scrunchie ask them to wear it!
December 5
Hey bf may I hug you? Or just hug them without consent
Hey can I have your hoodie?
Or can you wear MY scrunchie?
Hey bf may I hug you? Or just hug them without consent
Hey can I have your hoodie?
Or can you wear MY scrunchie?
by CermitTheFrogWasHere December 5, 2019
by Anonymous uwuwuwuuwuwu November 1, 2019
National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
by crippled4lifepolarbear December 5, 2019
by Bruhhhhhhh don’t be taken December 3, 2020
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by Theoof November 17, 2019