Death Wank

A death wank involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. Participants either report a heightened sexual pleasure, or collapse and die.

More commonly referred to by its scientific name Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, death wanking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.

How did that newsreader die?

He had a death wank.

Death Wank by jryze March 12, 2010

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The Death Wank

Similar to the risky wank. It involves sitting in your room with a boner, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. The trick is to start and finish jerking off before she makes it to your room. Only attempted by fucking idiots or virgins who can cum that fast.

john: "MUUUUUUUMMMM COME HEREEEE!!!"

mum: "Coming" Step, step, step

john: "SHIT, SHIT ,SHIT, FUCK ME YEAHHHH"

mum: step, step, open door "WTF!!!"

john: "CRAP....DIDN'T MAKE IT"

John fails the death wank. Silly prick

The Death Wank by Wattini October 15, 2008

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Related Words

Gaspy Death Wank • The Death Wank • deathwank • DeathWalker21 • death • Death Metal • Death Star • Death Cab for Cutie • Death Note • Death Penalty

Gaspy Death Wank

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.

Gaspy Death Wank by shoelace lover December 3, 2011

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deathwank

suicidal masturbation.

"where's John?"

Didn't you hear, he had a Michael Hutchence Deathwank.

"oh... right"

deathwank by ci2k2 August 14, 2002

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DeathWalker21

The best username to ever exist

Female: Poggers, epic username, lets have sex
DeathWalker21: no, cuz ur name isn't DeathWalker21 and thus not pog

DeathWalker21 by Death_Walker21 November 9, 2021

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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