it's a word with many meanings, and one of the best ones is that its another term for a penis. the word is especially used by talk show host david letterman, who often refers to the male apendage as a "deal" in his dirty jokes.
on letterman last night, they had the top 10 craziest valentine card messages. one said, "i knew you were mine when you didn't laugh at the size of my deal." it's a funny way to make a cock joke.
by PaperClipper February 12, 2008
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in anal sex or dirty butt sex, this refers to the results of anal sex without properly clearing the rectum of poop. It's a negative term used most often by gay men.
"I'm never gonna hit that again, he gave me a deal!"

"Did you douche your ass man? Last time you gave me a shitty deal"

"You gotta smell it before you poke it cuz he might be ready to serve up a deal all over yo dick."
by BlkChicago79 March 30, 2006
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VERB/NOUN. Originates from the 'cult' television programme 'Deal or No Deal' in the UK. Contestants play a game show and get offered a certain amount of money depending on their progression on which they deal, i.e. take the money, or no deal, i.e. continue playing in the hope of winning more.
This concept has been translated into a sexual scenario where dealing on someone means you wish to sleep with them
Person 1: Mate, what do you think of that bird over there, Deal or No Deal?
Person 2: She's a definite deal, i'd love to tap that shit!
by Nanky September 11, 2007
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1. A fit bird
2. Sexual action (received)
1. Check out that deal over there
2. I got a deal off that bird. Can be more specific e.g. I got hand deals off that bird or she gave me suck deals
or I woke up this morning with my bird with a boner so I made sure I got a deal off her.

Eg. A: I went to D Place last night.
B: Any deals there?
A: Yeah loads of fit deals
B: Get any deals?
A: Nah, but I put plenty in the bank.
by Rivermead_legend May 03, 2005
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louise, or extroadinarily sketch
Damn that deal broad gave me dome in the subway
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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