The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.
A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"
by qCam June 4, 2022
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