dead nan

An English insult used similarly to the phrase "your mom"

13 year old Harry on Xbox responded with, "I fucked yo dead nan mate"

by Dead nan March 17, 2016

Dead Nan Ashes

The ashes of someone's dead nan. Sometimes used as a diss like 'your mum'

Fam dead nan ashes
Say mums
Mums
Madness broski

by Taliban_501 December 19, 2021

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020

ur nans dead cat

A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.

Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat

by pengist munch in the cinema January 9, 2018

your nanny’s dead

Used as an insult most commonly used by first years in Ireland

Peter: You’re the reason your sad left
John: Your nanny’s dead

by SenhorFister December 4, 2021

your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”

teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”

by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022

Deadnando

A wanderer of the desert. Most likely clad in tie. The majestic Deadnando survives on a diet of peyote and Grateful Dead vinyl. Do not try to tame him, for he will conquer you.

I was out in the desert jamming the Dead when all of a sudden I was attacked by Deadnando wearing nothing but tie-dye undies.

by JenkemTheCat April 18, 2020