She is one of a kind. She's unique. She's beguiling. Her love for you is bigger than her forehead.
Be a Dazzel.
by 01/05 February 2, 2020
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someone who has multiple tard guards because he has 7 extra chromosomes
where did dazzel's tard guards go.
by ducjdcrtfvuygibuhonijmok,pl February 28, 2017
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Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.
The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.

I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.
by A-Town Chump November 15, 2013
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a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date
Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...
by jb September 3, 2005
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British term for Ketamine or drugs in general.
Can also be used as an adjective, when a person is high as f***
Rusty: hey Chip ist that what i think it is?

Chip: Yes, shmazzel dazzel!
Rusty: WARRIORS!!!

Rusty: hey Chip are you okay?

Chip: I'm Shmizzeld to the mizzel
by Nightman007 March 2, 2019
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