dawolf

a wolf that acts somewhat like sans undertale, but less powerfull. he is also the protagonist of mutant fighting cup

¸"why is dawolf not defined"
"im going to define it"

by martinleben June 24, 2023

Dewolfe

As a wise man once said, ¨what the fuck are we doing here¨! That man was a baby whitch was me. later on in life when I Was five I was about to go for a job interview at a toy monster truck insurance registry. I was prepared as always but when I was walking to my Toyota Crayola that was in the driveway when I realised my car was stolen by Lemmy. He had left a note written in crayola that read ha ha you stupid toddler I have stolen your car. This was when I fell to my knees and shouted into the sky ¨TO THE MOOOOON¨!!!! So I wet my pants and cried myself to sleep that night. The next morning I had realised I forgot the interview, I had about 217 messages on the answering crayon. ¨I guess I didn't hear them over the sound of my stolen cars engine in my bedroom. So I did the best I could to get ready to march to the Monster truck insurance registry and I decided to take the car there. When I drove in I was greeted by a very stupid looking man in the mirror of my stolen car, It was me! I had forgotten to wipe my tears and change my multilayered pull ups. But Ill have you know that wasn't going to stop me from getting the job at the, the... Therapy session??? so apparently I am a 68 year old insane lunatic who was riding on crayons wearing diapers and eating crayons. Anyways the the therapist was this guy named Carter Dewolfe, so there's the definition, a guy who helps 68 year old insane people.

A Dewolfe is a good therapist!

by Costco Crayons November 18, 2020

Darwolf

Darwolf is the complete trouncing of an opponent in a real or virtual realm.

Last night playing modern warfare 2 I walked over a claymore a got totally darwolfed.

Last Saturday at the bar 6 guys totally darwolfed me in the alley.

by Turbogoat November 6, 2010

Dwolff

To scam, lie, cheat, steal, or generally screw over your friends for your own personal gain.

Also to have a twelve inch dick.

Dwolff: hey can you give me some gas money

Bill: You just stole my car...

Dwolff: Yeah, it is on empty...

by JJ108 April 19, 2013

DeWolfe

It is a last name for people who are really alsome. People who carry the last name DeWolfe are ninjas in secrete, they do not tell anyone. Also anyone who has the last name is not able to change it, if so they are erased from the face of the planet.

You DeWolfe's are so fast.

by Jacob12345 December 17, 2010

dAWOL

An individual act, incidental or deliberate, of dropping off the social planet for a day. Typically resulting from the pressures of real time communication as being a first world expectation that will continue to escalate as the highly abrasive new normal. DAWOL is often executed as a rebellious expression to defend human rights as machines take over.
awol yolo

Brendar: Text Iman he's not responding to me.
Varlonica: Probably went dAWOL, overbooked his cock holster and ignoring everyone.
Doge: So scare. Yay! how try.
Barlanda: lol so true, Doge.
Doge: many cool.
Sorsannadad: We forgot our whore appointments!
Varlonica: Let's keep texting him while we go from here to there!
Darbender: good idea like in between places?
Doge: omg bye.
cock holster stage five clinger

by uncle_bracelet January 8, 2014

dawolfey

Human Form of the classic 1971 edition of "The Worlds Most Useless Facts Dictionary" along with the "50 Ways to unclog your Copper Drainpipes", a Dawolfey is an indispensable tool, well, more a tool than indispensable but non the less, Top Totty - That was a Lolly Thing !

We love you Dawolfey oh yes we do !

by Master of the Universe - Reaps July 23, 2003