dauer
fabulous lifestyle, beautiful people with many friend and family. hace everything , everyone loves them.
I wished i live a dauer lifestlye
dauer by jasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 9, 2008
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Rachel Dauer by lolhahaha11223 December 22, 2016
Daguerreotype
C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
Daguerreotype by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015
mud dauber
The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.
Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”
mud dauber by Gilligans island October 13, 2018
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