datagator

something-ghost, gremlin or otherwise that changes your data for unknown reasons that results in material changes in reports to senior management. Usually results in unhappy discussions with said management.

That datagator just made all my data different from the last report.

by TPS reporter February 23, 2010

datastorm

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.

Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!

by Telephony February 14, 2015

DERAGATORY

To Degrade someone in the hood.

Kit calls V and KJ gangsta Bitches, Amy says "Yo Son, don't be all Deragatory towards them".

by The Bartman KIT October 17, 2006

datigator

The reason why crocodiles and alligators have been able to survive for millions of years despite catastrophic events is because they are extremely good at dating and mating. That's why the most sexually prolific humans are called datigators.

A: Josh told me he slept with 10 girls last month alone.

B: Wow! He's quite a datigator.

by larrrry October 29, 2007

Datalatrous

Partaking in datalatry; worshipping data; especially in the case when a researcher engages in data dredging wherein they re-analyze their data until they get the statistically significant result they want & then despite the fact that their data has no true correlation with the question they are addressing, they still cite it as the answer to a problem -- data in this case becomes a false idol.

The survey study on whether one is happier if one becomes a parent was datalatrous humbug. No matter whether the data indicates that more people are happier being parents or not, it cannot properly answer the question. This is because it cannot study parents who became and never were parents at the same time. It also cannot study how those who choose not to become parents would have felt if they did. Finitude in the end is what blocks researchers from coming to a conclusive answer in this tangible world.

by MoribundMurdoch August 31, 2022

Datetatorship

A relationship where one party declares things uncommitted or over,
but continues to silently enforce the expectations, rules, and emotional boundaries
of a committed relationship without ever discussing them.

“We’re not together. We aren’t a thing,” he said.

And she just blinked.
Because she knew he’d spiral if she actually went on a date.

This wasn’t a situationship.
This was a Datetatorship.

by starvingRD July 31, 2025

Schubes (duragatory)

A crusty white boy worth less than an comfortably used dildo. Typically one who thinks everybody is in love with him when they u in fact are not

“Did you hear that he’s still talking about me?” “Ugh I know he’s such a schubes (duragatory).”

by Applesaucemags March 22, 2022