Darth Vador

Space Alien from Star War that has a helmet like a lady's haircut.

Darth Vador is so mean. I wish he would leave Yoda and Chewbo alone.

by TheRealEducatedMan March 14, 2019

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

darth vader grilled cheese

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."

I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

by heavysleeves September 5, 2006

darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

Pink Darth Vader

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.

Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

by Brian Munich May 22, 2008

Darth Vadering

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound

My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick

by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017

darth vader

a sexual act in which a man holds a woman up against a wall by the throat and has rigorous sexual intercourse with her while repeatedly asking where the rebel base is.

girl: I like it rough

guy: Well hell if you like it rough im gonna go darth vader on you later.

by Mac Breezy April 13, 2008