dariusch

He simply likes to talk about feces and sends voice mails with farting-sounds to his close friends frequently. Besides he's fun to chill with and very good at sleeping during lectures.

*opens voice mail* *hears some one fart* Oh, it's Dariusch. Sounds like he's hungover again.

by frauky February 22, 2017

Dariush

The Persian Conquering King; has passed to his Iranian ancestors the ability to be the best at everything. Also, after kissing any girl, aforementioned girl will fall directly in love with him, although often denies this fact after getting rejected.

Girl 1: So you got with that guy last night?
Girl 2:Sure did, thing is, I think he's a Dariush.
Girl 1: You falling in love with him?
Girl 2: Yeah think so, don't tell anybody though because I think he's a bit of a player!

by SwedeBoy February 21, 2010

Dariush

Darius has a sweaty back
Darius likes men
James loves Darius
Darius last went out with a man
Darius is a Muslim

Darius has a mop on his head
Darius has a ginger mother
Darius has an Iranian daddy
Darius has a ginger brother
Darius will put you in his minecraft prison
Yours sincerely, HAMISH

That Dariush eats pork and lots of bacon

by 123456.32 May 28, 2019

Daryusch

The name Daryusch is derived from the name Darius I, commonly known as Darius the Great, who was the third Persian King of Kings of the Achaemenid Empir.

Daryusch is jacked, smart and ambitious.

He is also a pretty chill guy that your girlfriend finds attractive.

A Bro says: “Let’s do some squads in the squad rack”
Daryusch: is doing curls in the squad rack

#powermove

by Daryimrari November 22, 2021

Dariush

French Kid who Likes Baguettes

That Dariush sure loves baguettes

by TheTallKid May 25, 2022