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Danception 

A situation in which you can not finish your food.
Guy1: You ok dude you don't look so good?
Guy2: I'm so full I don't think I can eat another bite.
Guy1 :It's just one baconator ..... man that's a real Danception.
Danception by UnicornGrinder October 14, 2018

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.
Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!
wankception by cockofgold December 15, 2011

dickception 

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).
Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis
dickception by andyrdck December 3, 2013

Drunkception 

The act of inceptioning one's sober self with bad/awesome ideas, only to have them come to fruition once drunk.
Bobby thought about jumping off a roof into a pool while he was sober. He knew it was a bad idea, until he got drunk. Bobby drunkceptioned himself.
Drunkception by Yololigan February 17, 2013

Dickception 

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.
-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!
Dickception by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

wankception

The art of wanking to something entirely non-sexual
Dude, last night i proved wankception, i slapped my ham to a bowl of fruit.....