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dank shit 

1. Often referred to something good, usually better than average. Often an expression used to descibe the quality of Marijuana
2. A good, healthy literal shit.
Jon smoked the dank shit before seeing the show

Jon took a dank shit in the bathroom.
dank shit by Kyle Ramsey August 16, 2006

Dank Shit 

Something that is extremely amazing or fucking awesome. Could be referring to a person, place or thing.
Melvin: Hey whos your wife?
Me: Jenna Stanton bitchhh.
Melvin: Oh real talk?
ME: Hellllll yeah. The bitch is dank shit!
Dank Shit by Alexazeeeez January 20, 2009

Dank shit 

After you smoke. You take a shit and it smells like marijuana
Yo I just had a major dank shit. Got me high all over again!
Dank shit by questionman2468 November 25, 2016

that dank shit from walmart 

A bright neon ball that you'd find in the middle of a vegetable section in Walmart.
Yo man, I got that dank shit from Walmart, wanna go to the pitch tonight?

dank ass shit 

A quantity of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.
I'm smoking some dank ass shit tommorow.
dank ass shit by thegame2 December 14, 2009

dank ass shit 

an extremely fine object, device, piece of culinary goodness. something to be savored as it is of the utmost in quality.
yo, joe, that's some dank ass shit you got.
dank ass shit by barbara szymcek September 22, 2006
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