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Get the dagul mug.C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015
Get the Daguerreotype mug.Someone of a mexican variety with a hint of italiano and pizza. Locally known to the town as italian mutumbos.
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Get the Dagur mug.Danulis is a real stand up kind of guy. He likes making people happy and feel good. He would do just about anything for just about anybody. He is kind, genuine, caring, intelligent and sexy. He is kinky and will do ANYTHING to please his woman and keep her happy. He has an everlasting thirst for knowledge. He's always up for having a good time. Oh, and he can do just about every accent known to man!
He likes to throw candy in the hallway of the apartment so kids will find it. That is a Danulis move.
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Some find them funny, but people generally conclude that they are gross.
Some find them funny, but people generally conclude that they are gross.
Tour Guide: "Fuck me running! That's a Daguanno!"
Scared tourists: "He has a gun!"
Frenchman on the couch: "Nope, it's a pizza."
French people: "WTF."
Scared tourists: "He has a gun!"
Frenchman on the couch: "Nope, it's a pizza."
French people: "WTF."
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