daddy dan 

When your trying to be freaking but don't want to mix up your daddy's

Whilst I was eating my cheese roll she called me daddy dan

daddy dan by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017

Daddy Dan 

A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg

Ou Daddy dan is looking like a snack today ( talking about himself in the 3rd person)

Daddy Dan by trainman123 April 4, 2019

daddy dan howell

Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.

Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo

Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS

daddy dan howell by Kawaiipineapple December 10, 2017

daddy daniel 

If you feel sexual attraction, either male or female, to Daniel, you may call him Daddy Daniel as a nickname. Daniel may be fine with it because it's how the way he acts, his personality or his good sense of humour. Other Daniels won't be fine with it.

This is an example of a Daniel who's fine with it:
Xin: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Hey Xin!

This is an example of a Daniel who's not fine with it:
Omorose: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Fuck off, Omorose.

daddy daniel by Xinya December 13, 2019

Not the daddy dance 

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)

Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.

Not the daddy dance by Dirty V May 13, 2006

not the baby daddy dance 

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.

Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.

not the baby daddy dance by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007

mommy daddy dance 

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

mommy daddy dance by wayne dyce September 28, 2008