Dad

Dad~ the person that is always there for you, even if they are not related by blood. A dad is different than a father because a dad is there for you a father is the one that is “related” to you by blood. You can always count on them because when they punish you it means they do care and they want the best life for you.

A dad the one you can always count on!

by Claire1213 July 14, 2018

Dad

Someone who's at an old age and is given their first child.

Son: Dad....I think I just broke my arm.
Dad: Well son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver.

by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020

Dad

Right here

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Dad: I'll be back
Me: ok
Dad: Comes home after 13 years

by Reisewitz11 February 23, 2020

Dad

Gone like the Jews.

My Dad is gone just like my ROBLOX girlfriend!

by DeetusYeletus December 14, 2018

Dad

A father

Dad?

by Karen I just want to see my ki August 14, 2019

Dad

A man who has not found milk yet and never will cus the milk on the other side of the universe

Dad said “In terms of milk we have no milk”

by Milkmaker October 23, 2020

dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? February 21, 2006