Stupid asshole who can't figure out how to talk to people or have any social life at all so he collects friends and then never interacts with them. The quintessential creep in 2015.
"Wayne Adrian is a huge cyberdouche and tried to add my sister in another state." "Wayne Adrian is the next Terminator, he's looking for John Connor via facebook."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)