cut the cheese 

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.

'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.

cut the cheese by Online Fan November 19, 2016

cut the cheese 

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

cut the cheese by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

cut the cheese 

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!

cut the cheese by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006

cut the cheese 

(v.) To fart.

Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.

cut the cheese by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

Cut the Cheese 

A way your body releases got gas anal cavity and it is recognized as a fart

Waiting there for Santa I thought I would cut the cheese on his lap

Cut the Cheese by Ilike2eatpussy June 9, 2018

cut the cheese 

To Fart;Let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"

"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"

cut the cheese by Yossi A October 12, 2005

cut the cheese 

1) To fart
2) To cut into a large piece of cheese

Billy-Bob cut the cheese.

cut the cheese by what's it 2 u July 29, 2005