Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.
by johnnybass October 3, 2008
Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.
A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.
by Husky Ballsweat McGee II August 16, 2008
To take a shit. Stems from the phrase "dropping a deuce" whereas a curveball in baseball is indicated by the number 2.
by Bostwick_ April 25, 2021
You got a curveball dick.
by WilsonRoberts June 3, 2017
When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
by ( * ) August 2, 2017
I gave that bitch a Dutch curveball.
by Maxdel August 9, 2021