cup of mud

A sludgy, full bodied cup of your favorite french roast. None of that decaf bullshit.

I could sure use a heaping cup of mud, brother.

by Hammymasters April 25, 2017

cupping mud

Used to describe a flaccid penis when attempting to masturbate. It is another term for masturbation impotence.

"When I attempted to make knuckle babies, I ended up just cupping mud."

by Andre__ November 07, 2013