cuntom

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.

I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum April 2, 2006

cuntomize

To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."

"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"

by pickz January 9, 2014

Cuntomic

When every atom in a person's body is cunt-y

That Steff is cuntomic to his very core.

by Hai It's Dai March 24, 2021